Love of Sex

When he was much younger
and sex an interesting novelty
he went for days, no longer,
in positions of varying degrees
The expression ‘sex on the brain’
was definitely not a misquote
For him it was an express train
or a ‘to China slow boat’
An orgasm would be welcomed
The delight of a tingling sensation
But he preferred lengthy sex-trysts
and the wild, mind blowing kisses,
As one becomes more mature
It’s not a distance thing anymore
The emphasis revolves on quality
Criteria for many an impatient lady
Sign up to the ‘Sex-On-Tap’ academy
An oasis in the desert of plenty
A photo-framed signed certificate
And confirmation with a handshake
Classes are twice a year
June – Nov, Jan – May
However, please be warned
classes are one – one