Thump, thump, thump,
Bump, bump, & bump,
Rump, rump, a - rump,
Slump, slump, slump,
Within a crumpled space
two bodies in semi haste
resign to recurring fate
Better never than late?
Is this all on offer?
No time to discover?
What sex is all about?
Please, let this guy out
Though a silly parody
to float commercially
Some bedrooms cry
and other places sigh
Love is not just sexiness
But also a smooth caress
To bump is to undress
To grind is fuck at best
Come on - Hold bump
and grind. It’s time
to accept smooth operator
Bump & Grind see ya later…
Sunday, January 31, 2010
How To Understand a Woman
Unlike men, driven by their heads
and the need to satisfy minute lust
a woman will cautiously tread
and seek the assurance of trust
A man’s vision can be impaired
because of its direct link
A woman is not easily swayed
as she needs to have a think
A change in a man’s daily routine
though varied to the tiniest degree
is a huge ripple on a gentle stream
and a woman will sense ambiguity
Understanding a woman
is not an option
and men will be broken
in painful fashion
Caveman days should be history
if ever they were
But the message within the story
is the same - how to handle her
Treat your lady special
and should you cheat
gone is the cute angel
then your ass is meat…
and the need to satisfy minute lust
a woman will cautiously tread
and seek the assurance of trust
A man’s vision can be impaired
because of its direct link
A woman is not easily swayed
as she needs to have a think
A change in a man’s daily routine
though varied to the tiniest degree
is a huge ripple on a gentle stream
and a woman will sense ambiguity
Understanding a woman
is not an option
and men will be broken
in painful fashion
Caveman days should be history
if ever they were
But the message within the story
is the same - how to handle her
Treat your lady special
and should you cheat
gone is the cute angel
then your ass is meat…
Strip Tease
The girl is such a steamy tease
showing her pink swollen nipples
To her, it’s about the core fantasy,
for me, I worry about the ripples,
Have you heard of cause and effect?
Words whispered within the ear
Images stored as you turn the neck
Symptoms - victim, in need of repair
The lady has a voracious appetite
Indeed sat with those legs spread
Is it time to give up the useless fight
and follow her to our broken bed?
No, the challenge is worth plan B
and the knees must be kept steady
‘Up to taunting tricks again?’ said she
tossing the rose coloured panty
‘Ha!, what tricks?’ I muttered sheepishly
‘for I am your flexible dough.’
Then came the end of plan wannabe
cause the sexy lady upped the tempo
She stripped and how she did tease
She brought the man to his knees
A lesson to be learnt, if any,
Don’t dare a tease, it’s not funny!
showing her pink swollen nipples
To her, it’s about the core fantasy,
for me, I worry about the ripples,
Have you heard of cause and effect?
Words whispered within the ear
Images stored as you turn the neck
Symptoms - victim, in need of repair
The lady has a voracious appetite
Indeed sat with those legs spread
Is it time to give up the useless fight
and follow her to our broken bed?
No, the challenge is worth plan B
and the knees must be kept steady
‘Up to taunting tricks again?’ said she
tossing the rose coloured panty
‘Ha!, what tricks?’ I muttered sheepishly
‘for I am your flexible dough.’
Then came the end of plan wannabe
cause the sexy lady upped the tempo
She stripped and how she did tease
She brought the man to his knees
A lesson to be learnt, if any,
Don’t dare a tease, it’s not funny!
Berries and Nice-cream
Generally five fruits a day
hinders a premature display
of embarrassment to men
Are you listening, friend?
Mylovepoet is boldly promoting
the concept of fruits generating
not only more randy and frequent sex
but also how it keeps things in context
Raw peanuts, though not a fruit
can be added to the loop
They are a natural side snack
firmly supporting the upright back
Strawberries, kiwi, grapes, apples
tropical mangoes when available
Boost and help the male libido
thereby giving a smile to an ego
Nice cream and not ice-cream
and he comes in-between
She giggles with genuine satisfaction
and men have maintained their reputation.
hinders a premature display
of embarrassment to men
Are you listening, friend?
Mylovepoet is boldly promoting
the concept of fruits generating
not only more randy and frequent sex
but also how it keeps things in context
Raw peanuts, though not a fruit
can be added to the loop
They are a natural side snack
firmly supporting the upright back
Strawberries, kiwi, grapes, apples
tropical mangoes when available
Boost and help the male libido
thereby giving a smile to an ego
Nice cream and not ice-cream
and he comes in-between
She giggles with genuine satisfaction
and men have maintained their reputation.
Erotic
After our evening out together
and enjoying each others
company, we settled into a grove
Light music swayed the mood
A tall glass of red sherry
for you, and bubbly for me,
A conscious clink of glassware
and a wink as time couldn’t care
One, then two and a half
glasses you consumed, I laughed
as you got up, then swayed
intentionally. Was I prepared?
Heck yes! I quickly got up
Slowly with an obvious look
began to follow your rolling hips
somewhere in between, our lips
connected. You pushed me away
teasingly, showed black underwear,
which hastily fell to the wooden floor
I stuttered please honey, “More, more,”
Rocking from side to glorious side
your fingers found my aching pride
You worked in an expert fashion
and I smiled with tingling appreciation
We took turns in giving pleasure
first it was this, then the other,
Screams of joy shook the silence
between piped songs in the distance
The evening delivered
Our bodies satisfied, pampered,
We connected, soul and body ,
That’s how it should always be.
and enjoying each others
company, we settled into a grove
Light music swayed the mood
A tall glass of red sherry
for you, and bubbly for me,
A conscious clink of glassware
and a wink as time couldn’t care
One, then two and a half
glasses you consumed, I laughed
as you got up, then swayed
intentionally. Was I prepared?
Heck yes! I quickly got up
Slowly with an obvious look
began to follow your rolling hips
somewhere in between, our lips
connected. You pushed me away
teasingly, showed black underwear,
which hastily fell to the wooden floor
I stuttered please honey, “More, more,”
Rocking from side to glorious side
your fingers found my aching pride
You worked in an expert fashion
and I smiled with tingling appreciation
We took turns in giving pleasure
first it was this, then the other,
Screams of joy shook the silence
between piped songs in the distance
The evening delivered
Our bodies satisfied, pampered,
We connected, soul and body ,
That’s how it should always be.
Missing You - Masturbating
Sweet pomegranate - I’m missing you
like the almost perfect yesterday
Today’s page offers an overview
for analysis, along the stuttering way
It warms me also - that you’re aware
my reflections are not sinister
Maybe - somewhat debonair
and always to push us ever closer
You send me scented words sealed
in a beautifully crafted envelope
Each one oozing sex appeal
stroke after sizzling stroke
I close my hesitant eyes
and focus, then try to memorize
you - not the now proper girl
at work - and in a different world
My fingers led my mischievous hand
into what might be - Taboo Island
I felt a naughty surge escalating
and found myself instinctively masturbating
How do I feel after the act?
Certainly not guilty
Many closets have protected facts
But that is another story…
What’s the Best Sex Position?
An article with the above title
written by one Brian Alexander
caught my attention more than a little
because of its content and maneuver
Quoting some of what he said
will pop in and out
Sex is best enjoyed with a head
and the boldness to release a shout
The best position is what really works
and some women like it on top
But, do women wear escalating skirts
and enjoy the very popular lollipop?
Being on top gives the belief of control
sometimes the clitoris gets more stimulation
However sex never grows old
but we who do should adjust expectations
How long a man’s leg should be?
Lincoln was asked with some subtlety
Enough to reach the ground
He must have meant, while stooping down.
Gosh! Could one just imagine?
A penis of such proportion
It would be best to keep that hibernating
And retire it to a distant location…
Mind Body & Soul
It can be damn scary
Wonderfully enigmatic
Mind adjusts accordingly
Routine becomes habit
Take Paul for example
A daring fighter pilot
Shot down in dense jungle
Eventually caught
Literally minutes ago
Open skies parted
Freedom his shadow
Now departed
Locked in hell’s kitchen
Forgotten in a song
His captors said nothing
Fear trembled all along
Paul thought of Anna
Wife of ten years
Her face – the motivator
Soothing broken tears
Isolation, veiled threats
Silence around every bend,
Paul sift regrets
His mind - a close friend
Wonderfully enigmatic
Mind adjusts accordingly
Routine becomes habit
Take Paul for example
A daring fighter pilot
Shot down in dense jungle
Eventually caught
Literally minutes ago
Open skies parted
Freedom his shadow
Now departed
Locked in hell’s kitchen
Forgotten in a song
His captors said nothing
Fear trembled all along
Paul thought of Anna
Wife of ten years
Her face – the motivator
Soothing broken tears
Isolation, veiled threats
Silence around every bend,
Paul sift regrets
His mind - a close friend
Sexual Appointments
What once was an automatic action
of couples, impulses and seduction
has sadly been resigned to a misery
Accusations counter ploys verbally,
Any number of reasons is guilty
in this present age of fast reality
Distractions are also a sly culprit
with hands deep in the pockets
Dicks are sore from inactivity
The privates of women lonely
Frustrations bite their toe nails
What else, when all else fails
And so out comes the black diary
or whatever colour meets a fancy
Sexual dates are penned in ink
which do fail as dates can blink
Now back to the drawing board
which has also become bored
Promises served with a rare smile
Hopes again dashed after awhile
What the fuck is going on?
Is this the gnawing Swan?
Has the curtains been drawn?
Wake me up – please someone
of couples, impulses and seduction
has sadly been resigned to a misery
Accusations counter ploys verbally,
Any number of reasons is guilty
in this present age of fast reality
Distractions are also a sly culprit
with hands deep in the pockets
Dicks are sore from inactivity
The privates of women lonely
Frustrations bite their toe nails
What else, when all else fails
And so out comes the black diary
or whatever colour meets a fancy
Sexual dates are penned in ink
which do fail as dates can blink
Now back to the drawing board
which has also become bored
Promises served with a rare smile
Hopes again dashed after awhile
What the fuck is going on?
Is this the gnawing Swan?
Has the curtains been drawn?
Wake me up – please someone
Love of Sex
When he was much younger
and sex an interesting novelty
he went for days, no longer,
in positions of varying degrees
The expression ‘sex on the brain’
was definitely not a misquote
For him it was an express train
or a ‘to China slow boat’
An orgasm would be welcomed
The delight of a tingling sensation
But he preferred lengthy sex-trysts
and the wild, mind blowing kisses,
As one becomes more mature
It’s not a distance thing anymore
The emphasis revolves on quality
Criteria for many an impatient lady
Sign up to the ‘Sex-On-Tap’ academy
An oasis in the desert of plenty
A photo-framed signed certificate
And confirmation with a handshake
Classes are twice a year
June – Nov, Jan – May
However, please be warned
classes are one – one
and sex an interesting novelty
he went for days, no longer,
in positions of varying degrees
The expression ‘sex on the brain’
was definitely not a misquote
For him it was an express train
or a ‘to China slow boat’
An orgasm would be welcomed
The delight of a tingling sensation
But he preferred lengthy sex-trysts
and the wild, mind blowing kisses,
As one becomes more mature
It’s not a distance thing anymore
The emphasis revolves on quality
Criteria for many an impatient lady
Sign up to the ‘Sex-On-Tap’ academy
An oasis in the desert of plenty
A photo-framed signed certificate
And confirmation with a handshake
Classes are twice a year
June – Nov, Jan – May
However, please be warned
classes are one – one
Second Chances
The girl and I connected immediately
It was the abstract, some call chemistry
I’m aware this may seem a tad crazy
But it was an open window to our story
I was caught in-between a loopy transition
To put it mildly, I needed a naughty vixen
Don’t you dare try analyzing my situation
And then presume sex was the motivation
Eventually sex would come into play
And the must have appetizer of foreplay
But, today was about the conversation affair
And a solid foundation without more delay,
To convey with words adequately
The passion, energetic buzzes, intensity,
which kept flowing between her and me
Would be to belittle the moment for eternity
One head was led by the conversation
The other followed, by inept reputation,
I must seek professional consultation
but it would take some gentle persuasion
We agreed to a future date
As time was following its fate
A slow warm kiss helped to escalate
the firm connection we love to debate…
It was the abstract, some call chemistry
I’m aware this may seem a tad crazy
But it was an open window to our story
I was caught in-between a loopy transition
To put it mildly, I needed a naughty vixen
Don’t you dare try analyzing my situation
And then presume sex was the motivation
Eventually sex would come into play
And the must have appetizer of foreplay
But, today was about the conversation affair
And a solid foundation without more delay,
To convey with words adequately
The passion, energetic buzzes, intensity,
which kept flowing between her and me
Would be to belittle the moment for eternity
One head was led by the conversation
The other followed, by inept reputation,
I must seek professional consultation
but it would take some gentle persuasion
We agreed to a future date
As time was following its fate
A slow warm kiss helped to escalate
the firm connection we love to debate…
Sunday, December 6, 2009
The Weirdest Place you ever have sex???
in a school that wasnt even mine that was a brazy day
Out by the water out in New Orleans by the Gambling Boat.. The "River Walk" is what they call it..
I fcuked
on a soccer field, when it was dark, it was right behind an appartment building. Damn i was scared, thought we were gonna get caught, that made the fcuking feel even better and the pusci was tight too, lol.
In the back lot of a car dealership lol
In the elevator of an apartment building. Broke baby in a car dealership? Did u get the car? LOL!!
1. Airport bathroom.
2. Break room at work.
3. In the park on a picnic table
on a blanket outside in the back covered porch while her folks were inside da house! we did it twice that night!
My ex-girlfriend's apartment in the bathroom, while new boyfriend was asleep in the living room.
1) My jobs board room
2) My office
3) Playground (sorry kids)
4) Park bench
5) Movie theater
6) And the one that makes the most sense...a Park & RIDE!
Out by the water out in New Orleans by the Gambling Boat.. The "River Walk" is what they call it..
I fcuked
on a soccer field, when it was dark, it was right behind an appartment building. Damn i was scared, thought we were gonna get caught, that made the fcuking feel even better and the pusci was tight too, lol.
In the back lot of a car dealership lol
In the elevator of an apartment building. Broke baby in a car dealership? Did u get the car? LOL!!
1. Airport bathroom.
2. Break room at work.
3. In the park on a picnic table
on a blanket outside in the back covered porch while her folks were inside da house! we did it twice that night!
My ex-girlfriend's apartment in the bathroom, while new boyfriend was asleep in the living room.
1) My jobs board room
2) My office
3) Playground (sorry kids)
4) Park bench
5) Movie theater
6) And the one that makes the most sense...a Park & RIDE!
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