What’s the Best Sex Position?

An article with the above title
written by one Brian Alexander
caught my attention more than a little
because of its content and maneuver
Quoting some of what he said
will pop in and out
Sex is best enjoyed with a head
and the boldness to release a shout
The best position is what really works
and some women like it on top
But, do women wear escalating skirts
and enjoy the very popular lollipop?
Being on top gives the belief of control
sometimes the clitoris gets more stimulation
However sex never grows old
but we who do should adjust expectations
How long a man’s leg should be?
Lincoln was asked with some subtlety
Enough to reach the ground
He must have meant, while stooping down.
Gosh! Could one just imagine?
A penis of such proportion
It would be best to keep that hibernating
And retire it to a distant location…